FORT KNOX CAT, THE MANUAL

Everything known about vault 07 Which is less than the cat knows

01 · OVERVIEWWhat is Fort Knox Cat

A white Persian cat sits on top of the gold in a vault that nobody has audited in living memory. Every auditor who came in got as far as the corridor. The cat has counted the bars. The cat is not sharing the number.

The site is the vault: a steel door with a combination dial you have to turn, and behind it the camera feed from the gold room. Heist-movie lighting, dust in the beams, one cat.

Character: A fluffy white Persian with a flat, unimpressed face. Sits on the pile, occasionally pushes a bar off

Place: Vault 07, an underground gold room with a round steel door and a cat flap in it

The format: A locked door, a dial, then a live camera with an audit button that never works

Chain: Robinhood Chain, token through the Pons launchpad

02 · ENTRYThe door

The dial needs three clicks. Turn it with the mouse wheel, drag it in a circle, tap it, or use the arrow keys. The number on the knob counts down. On the third click the door swings and the camera feed starts.

dial ├── wheel scroll over the door, the ring turns ├── drag grab the dial and turn it in a circle ├── tap each tap is a small turn, on a phone three or four taps ├── keys → ← turn, Enter is a full click └── skip the small line under the dial, for people the cat already knows

03 · RECORDAudit attempts

attempts ├── one the auditor, had a clipboard, the cat had the corridor ├── two night shift, came at night, the cat was on the pile └── three the count, one bar fewer than yesterday, the cat was near it

04 · CONTROLSUsing the site

Camera: The gold room on a loop. The panel in the corner keeps the ledger: gold probably, bars counted by the cat, visitors denied

Request audit: The button in the bottom left. It files the request, the cat sits on it, the answer appears for two seconds

Attempts: Three records below the camera, click one to open it big, ESC to close

Sound: Quiet until you tap. Your first click anywhere starts a slow stealth loop

The bar: At the bottom, one gold bar with the contract stamped into it, a copy button, BUY, X and this page

05 · TOKENToken

The token launches on Robinhood Chain through the Pons launchpad. The contract goes onto the gold bar at the bottom of the vault page and here. Until then both say soon and the copy button says not yet.

CONTRACTsoon

Buy on Pons

Chain: Robinhood Chain, EVM, addresses start with 0x

Launchpad: Pons, ponsfamily.com. Buy opens the launchpad, and the token page once the address is in

Chart: DexScreener on Robinhood Chain once the token is live

06 · PRIVACYNothing is stored

No backend, no account, no cookies, nothing written to your browser. The dial forgets your combination the moment the door opens, the ledger is a drawing, the gold is a rumour.

Music: One CC0 stealth loop from OpenGameArt, plays after your first tap

Reduced motion: If your system asks for it, the door is skipped, the blinking and the shine sweeps stop, the camera still plays

Affiliation: None. Not a treasury, not a mint, not a real vault, not a real audit

07 · FAQQuestions

Is the gold thereProbably. The cat says so, and the cat is the only one who has been inside

Why has nobody audited itThree tried. See the record. The corridor is short and the cat is in it

What is the combinationThree clicks in any direction. The cat is not strict, it is just there

Where did the missing bar goOff the edge. The cat was near it. That is all the record says

What happens at launchThe contract goes onto the bar, the buy button starts pointing at the token page, the cat stays on the pile